Sept. 10, 2020

The Lightside from Whiteside

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine - Proverbs 17:22

“Due to our inability to find VBS clean-up volunteers, tomorrow’s wedding will be jungle-themed.”


“Hate it when I fall asleep in Sunday school class. Now I’ll be up through the whole sermon.”


“You heard about the soloist whose laryngitis was cured by communion juice. Just a singer, saved by grapes.”


“Did I tell you about the time I brought my pig to the Pentecostal butcher? His leg got cured.”


“Pastor asked me to offer the prayer before tomorrow’s message. Considering “Now I lay me down to sleep . . . ”